Spencer Tunick, a photographer known for his work on photographing mass amounts of naked people, has broken his previous record of 7,000 nude people in Barcelona by a shocking 13,000. In Mexico, Spencer gathered 18,000 naked Mexican inhabitants for his perverted artistic fantasy. According to MSNBC,

“This event proves that really we’re not such a conservative society anymore. We’re freeing ourselves of taboos,” said Fabiola Herrera, a 30-year-old university professor who volunteered to strip, along with her boyfriend.

While some people see artistic genius, I see a man assisting 18,000 Mexicans prepare for a long swim. Freeing from taboo? I think she means dropping some weight for an easier swim across the Gulf.

P.S. I filed this under Health because I’m sure there is at least one person with an STD in the crowd