“In a place she knows all too well…”

Mabel Toevs, 95, was recently declared dead by the government. Upon discovering her departure, her health insurance was promptly cut off. The weird thing is that Mabel is still alive. As she read from her notice:

Medicare has notified us about the death of Mabel Toevs. Please accept our condolences.

As she has red tape to go through, the story doesn’t stop there. As reported by CNN, Mabel Toevs still does her son’s laundry. Her son, William Toevs, looking at least in his 60s had the tenacity to appear on television complaining about how they took away her benefits. Looking further into this, we called William and asked, “what kind of grown old ass man still has his momma doing his laundry?” After being hung up on, maybe the government was trying to send her a message. The message being:

Maybe it’s time you started pushing up daisies than pushing your son’s clothes in the washing machine.

William gives mama’s boy a whole new meaning.

At least I fold my own: clothes.