Rosie O’Donnell will make no further appearances, on The View, thanks in part to her obscene outbursts, which most recently included her morally equating our troops with terrorists and personally going after the beautiful, thin, and therefore far more relevant Mrs. Hasselbeck.  Per an extremely friendly press release:

We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to ‘The View’ and wish her well

Rosie’s contributions included creating a freakshow atmosphere where those who normally wouldn’t pay attention to the show(read- male heteros and attractive females) tuned in for a daily dose of odd that’s no longer available since Lyndon Johnson freed the midgets(I think?).  While none of us here at Overadulthood are Jewish, we prefer our television Kosher, sans angry pork like O’Donnell.

I think Rosie might have a future in magazines