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About Our Writers:
Ryle - He started this site with intentions of putting nude pictures of himself but decided to keep it clean when he realized he could bitch about anything. He chose the news in general. He lives in what he calls an “underground apartment.” He does do stand-up comedy and eventually you’ll see some of it here. In the mean time, enjoy his creepy newspaper cutouts. He is pictured here (thinking if its spelled theater or theatre) in what would probably be the last time his parents were proud (of him) or understood what the hell he was doing.
Salparadise – Salparadise is as God awful a human being as this photograph suggests. He drinks so much black coffee that he has jungle fever. He spends his days at home in a tissue stocked room thinking of further ways to pimp out his windowless van with an assortment of puppies and candy, which he’d buy if only he could afford the insurance. His mom still cleans his room. None of this is really true, besides the last part.
Dara - Dara is one of the most sarcastic, bitter people you will ever meet. She hates most things, except for cars, food, dancing and the New York Mets. Some people suggest that Dara has special powers because no one really knows how, but if you are having a good day, she’ll find a way to bring you down. She eats more than most pumas, and is on a three-hour feeding schedule. When harboring an empty stomach, it is possible that she will get feisty and scratch your eyes out, unless you have food with you.
Moodmonster – Moodmonster is a legend among comedy writers who live in cramped quarters. Back when blogging was called journaling, he endured ridicule from colleagues every time he dumped an unsolicited rant or diatribe on politicians and entertainers caught with their pants down. Since then he has gone on to swipe the number-two spot on The Port-au-Prince Community College Term Papers of All-Time List® with Be Modest, or “BM” as it’s known in some circles, a lighthearted exposé on exhibitionism in the western-third of Hispaniola. Though accomplished in many areas, Moodmonster’s island-based education sadly came to an end after he was expelled from Haiti in 1982 for training prostitutes to become tattooists.