“But officer, she fell down the stairs…”

Alec Baldwin left a “strong” voicemail on his daughter, Ireland’s voicemail. The “30 Rock” actor had no qualms of telling his eleven year old daughter what is coming to her. As he said on her voicemail:

I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do.

After hearing the voicemail, a judge barred Alec from seeing his daughter. But Alec has to see her because as he said:

This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother, and you do it to me constantly over and over again. You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me.

Today being the 20th, Baldwin better give his daughter what is coming to her. As to what child and mother would release that voicemail only shows how bad this situation has gotten. Family problems should remain in the family, and not something we have to use to bring people to this site because no one reads the damn news, even though we make it funny.

When parent/child relations gets aired out, it is a terrible thing. Let this be an example that when you’re a celebrity, you can’t trust anyone, not even your kids. So the only words we should expect to hear from Ireland’s mouth is, “I’m sorry” or “Please daddy, you’re hurting me.” Afterwards, Alec apologized but remains upset because of the crap he has been put through. Listen to him tear his daughter a new one here.

Kudos to Dads who beat their kids from time to time, out of love, of: course.