I guess that whole Gitmo place is a mixed bag. Some prisoners get beaten, some prisoners throw poop at the guards, some prisoners get loose and go back to war, and other prisoners go to Saudi Arabia, where…GUESS WHAT THEY’VE WON!!!

The Saudi Arabian government will temporarily release 55 prisoners recently transferred from the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba and will give each of them about $2,600 to celebrate the upcoming Muslim holiday of Eid al-Fitr, a newspaper reported Saturday. Saudi Interior Minister Prince Nayef bin Abdul Aziz granted the temporary releases from detention centers in Saudi Arabia so the prisoners could spend time with their families during the holiday in mid-October, the Okaz newspaper reported.

Yesterday was Columbus Day, which celebrates the crowning achievement of Western Imperialism, the United States. There’s nothing quite like celebrating the superiority of Western Civilization by allowing a bunch of rag head scumbags who stone gays and women and believe Jews to be vampires to return home to a hero’s welcome because the greatest power in the history of the world prostitutes itself before an otherwise useless regime. Verrrrry pussy! Moreover, I have to say, I feel like there’s a double standard at work here. I once robbed a bank while singing God Bless America, and all I got for it was hard time, a decades worth of nightmares and an anal retread.

UGH!