“One billion strong and voting.”

Another painful week is coming to a close as America goes nuts for American Idol. Here is an update. Stephanie Edwards, one of the best singers, was voted off leaving Sanjaya Malakar and Haley Scarnato, the two worst singers, to stay. Most of America has been wondering how come Malakar has remained on the show? OA is saying it here and now without reservations. He is half Indian. There are a billion Indian people in the world. He is pulling in the brown vote via phone. He also gets points for the other half being Italian. A Chinese finalist would have the same amount of pull if s/he made it into the top 24 and wasn’t retarded (William Hung).

I bet that tasted: nasty