“This lil thing would make a lovely snack.”

A 400 pound California woman was unwittingly pregnant with a child she carried for a full term. April Branum went to the hospital after complaining of strong stomach pains only to find out she was in labor. Said Branum(between porkchop sandwiches):

Usually you can tell if you’re pregnant, but with me, I couldn’t tell

Mmmhmm.

Doctors suspect that Branum couldn’t feel the child kick because:

The layers of fat padding her belly likely insulated the baby’s movements, said her physician

Sexy. Another theory being bandied about is that the child didn’t kick because, quite simply, he inherited his mother’s penchant for sloth and a predisposition to avoid physical exertion. There’s always a chance of this when a child is nurtured in the womb by a diet rich in Barbecue Spare Ribs and Wild Cherry Pepsi. The child was born healthy at 7 pounds and 7 ounces, but is expected to reach about 50 pounds by age 2.

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