If this picture doesn’t give you an erection, you can get the hell out of this country…

This is the most encouraging thing I’ve read all week:

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of “cruelty-free consumers”.

This is fantastic news. Trust me. Nothing is less appealing than sleeping with a ratty, dank, patchouli stank whoo-er with a PETA documentary in her back pocket ready to prosthelityze unbelievers the moment they order a piece of chicken. This is another advance in the church of Veganism, which hopefully goes the way of the Shakers. The next step? Committed relationships with horses, who any vegan will tell you are “better endowed and more sensitive” than the average meat eating alpha male.

So…what are we having…the chicken or…the the chicken