“Desani Bottling Plant.”

Aquafina will be revealing where its water comes from - the tap. As Michelle Naughton, a Pepsi-Cola North America spokeswoman said:

If this helps clarify the fact that the water originates from public sources, then it’s a reasonable thing to do.

I like how they talk about this like it is fact but never mention anything remotely close to this on the actual packaging. Instead they throw in fancy terms like “reverse osmosis” or “stolen from a centaur’s penis.” The fact didn’t need to be clarified, it needed to be told outright. With this information at hand, I can only imagine the bottling plant is a bunch of Mexicans at sinks filling away bottles or a long garden hose with holes punched into them.

Poland Spring: makes me: dumb.