“Other campaign ads make fake promises. You won’t find none of that here.”

The States - Barack Obama is rolling in cash. Between the months of April and June, Obama brought in $32.5 million dollars. This blew away Clinton’s record raking set earlier this quarter by 6.5 million. Barack Obama might have had this to say:

I’m rich bitch!!

Obama plans to use a majority of his cash during the primaries while Clinton plans to use her cash for the general election and parody videos that do well on YouTube. Other candidates who raised noteworthy cash included John Edwards and Bill Richardson, who raised $9 million and $7 million respectively. Which in the political world is expressed accordingly as: chump change.

Oooh, cold as: ice.