“Hmm that photo guy looks mighty tasty, but what is he jerking off to?”

Belgrade, Serbia - A 23 year old man was found naked, clothes set aside, inside a bear cage at the Belgrade Zoo during the annual beer festival. The two adult bears, Masha and Misha, dragged the man’s half eaten body into the corner to finish eating. Zoo director Vuk Bojovic had this to say:

There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage.

Well I’m going to say drugged because in my infinite experience, nothing gets me hornier than two bears to snuggle up to. Especially during a festival where loving may be plenty, but the fur is limited. But to call him an idiot, now that’s just mean.

Yum Grizzly!