BEAT THAT MEAT! BEAT THAT MEAT!!!

You don’t even know what I can do to that microphone…you don’t even wanna know 

According to Entertainment superhighway TMZ, former American Idol contestant Mario Vasquez is being sued because he allegedly played flog the dolphin in a men’s bathroom in front of a male employee of Fox.  Vasquez abruptly quit the show for personal reasons.  Among the creepy details:

The lawsuit alleges that Vazquez started to rub his genitals over his pants. Attempting to leave the bathroom, Olmos opened the door of the stall and saw Vazquez standing in front of him with his pants down masturbating.

According to the documents, Vazquez pushed Olmos further into the stall and continued masturbating with one hand and trying to pull down Olmos’ pants with another hand.

Olmos claims that he tried to cover his body with his hands but Vazquez touched his chest and stomach underneath his shirt, and Olmos’ genitals as Vazquez attempted to unzip Olmos’ pants.

Vazquez then allegedly asked Olmos if he wanted oral sex.

I’m not a big American Idol fan, and when I saw this photo I assumed I was looking at Wilmer Valderama’s gay twin brother Philmer.  In any event, this is some pretty grotesque shit.  The only time I’ve ever masturbated in a public bathroom was when the men’s room attendant got really pushy with the Breathsavers. 

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