“The strong parental figure that is Mommy’s boyfriend/dealer.”

Lawrence, Indiana (US) - Two boys brought their mother’s crack cocaine to their elementary school to expose their momma as a user and abuser. The mother, Deborah Jones (32), was arrested on drug possession. The boyfriend (because there always is one in these hilarious situations) threatened the kids to keep their lids shut about the drug dealings going on in the house. Apparently they had enough, as said by Lawrence police Sgt. James Vaughan:

I think the kids did the right thing for bringing this to the staff at the school so the police were notified.

Well OverAdulthood found out how this all went down with their exclusive informant:

Son 1: Mommy! Why do you have all these rocks?

Mom: Those are mother’s special rocks. Don’t touch them.

Boyfriend: If you do, I’ll cut you! (mom and b/f leave with one rock)

Mom: We’ll be right back, we need to go clean this rock.

Son 2: Ay yo. Ay yo. We should bring dis shit to show & tell.

Son 1: Yeah son!

Oh? You didn’t know all children speak ebonics to their peers.

keep bangin!