“Bitch! be cool!”

After checking into rehab, the one time mega star tried to hang herself with a bed sheet. Before the attempted suicide, Britney wrote “666″ on her head and was screaming “I am the Antichrist.” A “friend” was quoted as saying:

She is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, I am the Antichrist! The clinic people just didn’t know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I’m a fake! I’m a fake!’ It must have been really frightening. Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt.

This doesn’t sound too credible to be true. It is always convenient how sources seem to be left as vague terms such as a pal or friend. Either way, Britney Spears has failed to commit to a lot of things. She failed to commit to her marriage. She failed to commit to being committed. And now she failed to commit suicide. Third time isn’t a charm. Apparently another source, but inside the clinic, had this to say:

Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently. She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him. She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage. Britney seems much happier and has calmed down a lot. She’s a completely different Britney from the beginning of the week.

She had went from attempting to commit suicide and having a complete mental lapse to becoming completely different and calm. All of this supposedly happened within a week. The quotes don’t seem to add up. On top of that, Kevin Federline doesn’t understand how a phone works. And finally a third source was quoted as saying:

Kevin has been a real tower of strength for her and she has finally decided to give their marriage another shot. She thought things were over between her and Kevin after his wild partying and gambling. She felt he had deserted her and left her to bring up their two children on her own. She never even dreamed she would take him back. But Kevin’s like a different man now. He’s never been so caring before, and is really worried about Britney. He’s been Britney’s rock during her difficult time, and she wants to give him another chance. This week she even asked if she could have a night away from the Promises Clinic with Kevin. She’s still waiting to hear if they will give her a pass so that they can go out for a romantic meal together. Kevin has also taken their two little boys to see their mum in rehab.

When you yank away the chain of financial stability, all dogs get back in line. What it comes down to is that these sources don’t seem credible at all. This all seems like what could possibly set the stage for the biggest comeback in all music history. If all these sources are credible, Britney Spears is a tool by the industry that has finally cracked.

Celeb gossip sites will be going nuts (if they haven’t already) when they get their info from: here