Well what have we here? Why, it’s Britney sans clothing! Shocking. Evidently Hollywood’s favorite train wreck has been going to extreme lengths to keep her title as worst dressed human alive. Is she kidding with this outfit? Actually, when you’re missing half of it, I’m pretty sure it can’t really be considered an outfit. She managed to put on a shirt, AND tall slouchy boots, but pants, no. Sure…those are easy to forget…when you’re on drugs. Can anyone really be THIS bad at picking out clothing? Though in Britney’s case, she completely forgot to pick out clothes altogether. Maybe she figured it would be easier for her to go to the bathroom given that she doesn’t have to pull down anything. That sounds about right. First it was no shoes in the public bathroom, now no pants! She’s a genius! The only thing more shocking than this would be if there were some pictures of her taking care of her children.