According to an article on The Smoking Gun ,Britney Spears is set to sue Clear Channel after an affiliate did something that might be classified as “mean spirited”:

Britney Spears is threatening legal action against a Florida radio station that used a bald-headed photo of the pop star on billboards that appear to call her sanity into question… The three outdoor advertisements, which are reproduced at right, pair a paparazzi photo of a bald, snarling Spears with a picture of WFLZ morning show host Todd Schnitt (who uses the air name MJ Kelli). They are headlined, “Total Nut Jobs,” “Shock Therapy,” and “Certifiable.”

I can see Britney crying into a marshmallow pie(I imagine that’s what she eats) and whining “thayuhts jus nawwt ryyght” to her manager as they prepare the paperwork. Frankly if I were her, I’d learn to embrace this sort of thing, since “crazy” is the only kind of publicity she’ll ever get. Her entire aura of sexiness, centered around her “naughty girl next door” image has been soiled by her…soiling at the hands of Kevin “chlamydia” Federline. All that remains are two children and a vagina so floppy, dirty, and ruined that her labia majora may as well be referred to as “Sodom and Gomorrah.” The only logical next step is to dive headfirst into the depths of “crazy” and hope she survives long enough to tape what would probably be the greatest “True Hollywood Story” ever.