“Hmm who knew?”

Camp David, Maryland – President Bush was taking in the butt this morning for his regular colonoscopy. Prior the procedure, Bush had transferred his presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney. As said:

Mr. Bush transferred presidential power to Mr. Cheney at 7:16 a.m. with two signed letters to leaders in the House and Senate. In all, the power transfer lasted two hours and five minutes.

During the two hour and five minute reign, President Cheney tried to declare war on Mother Nature. With Cheney demanding a higher deer count for this upcoming hunting season, Mother Nature was baffled and had this to say:

He threatened to nuke me. He said he would leave no leaf un-scorched. And I thought Bush was nuts.

Before any serious actions could take place, President Bush took back his presidential power and Cheney was sent back to his lair in the White House.

Dick “shoot ya in the face”: Cheney.