Ooooooooooooohhh…Cal Thomas is in trouble…

Conservative syndicated columnist and author Cal Thomas is under fire for comments deemed by the Council on American-Islamic Relations to express “Islamophobic attitudes.” Discussing the weekend’s UK terror plots, Thomas compared some Muslims to a “slow spreading cancer.”

Ouch. Certainly this is going to offend Muslims, who will no doubt scream wildly in Arabic and issue threats against Thomas’ life, which I think is really the only way to go about doing things in a civil, modern society.  I mean the court system is awfully slow, and there’s no justice like a good beheading, and nothing that alleviates the stress after a long, unemployed day spent stewing against the West and educating children about Jewish vampires like a good stoning of gays, women, and infidels.  Thomas, also had some harsh words for President Bush:

“Each time something like this happens, President Bush apparently feels the need to take off his shoes and go to the Islamic center, where he frankly grovels…if I were plotting America’s destruction I would see this as weakness. Does the administration really think it will convert killers to non-killers simply by saying nice things…if so they’re dangerously naive.”

I’d criticize El Presidente, but that would mean I’d be taking the side of the enemy, who practice a religion of peace in a world where Allah frolics through candy cane fields and has rainbow sherbet with Jesus, Ahura Mazda, and maybe even some of those crazy Egyptian Gods with puppy dog heads…maybe