”Wanna see my gimp mask?” “Yes.”

BBC News released a transcript between Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez and Cuban leader Fidel Castro. They claimed it was edited for brevity but what we heard, we “edited” for hilarity:

Chavez: Let’s see who is calling from Havana, bring me some whip cream please.

Castro: Hello. Hello. Do you hear me?

Chavez: Fidel?

Castro: The one and only. First time caller, long time listener.

Chavez: So what are your queries?

Castro: I have to admit, I have a bit of a fetish.

Chavez: Oh? Let me tell you mine first?

Castro: Ok.

Chavez: I have had the biggest crush on you for the longest. Even before the army fatigues.

Castro: Do you like the new jumpsuit?

Chavez: I LOVE the new jumpsuit!

Castro: Does it make you hot?

Chavez: (Inaudible moans)

Castro: I thought so. How bad is America?

Chavez: Very bad! So bad!

Castro: Now you’re making me all hot. (whip sound)

Actual convo from here: BBC