Mitt Romney took a pimp swing at Hillary Clinton on Sean Hannity:
And I think the greatest drawback beyond the direction she’d take us is that she’s never run anything. She’s never had the occasion of being in the private sector, running a business, or, for that matter, running a state or a city. She hasn’t run anything, and the government of the United States is not a place for a president to be an intern. You need to have experience actually leading and running things.
I tend to agree with Romney on this one. I’ve never bought into the mantra of political experience, particularly in an era when Americans are increasingly dissatisfied with government. Running as an experienced career politician is like a fox running for President of the Henhouse. This woman has been in the Senate for quite some time now, and her only accomplishments are an unparallelled pair of cankles and a large collection of pants suits. Her weather vane philosophy of governance is the last thing we need in these perilous times.
As for Romney, he enjoyed a long and successful career in the private sector where people are expected to produce tangible results and take responsibility for their actions with other people’s money, which is even more impressive when you realize that this man is a Mormon who believes in magical underwear and the Native American tribe of Israel. Yeah, I wish that were a punch line…
City health officials took steps Thursday toward opening the nation’s first legal safe-injection room, where addicts could shoot up heroin, cocaine and other drugs under the supervision of nurses.Hoping to reduce San Francisco’s high rate of fatal drug overdoses, the public health department co-sponsored a symposium on the only such facility in North America, a four-year-old Vancouver site where an estimated 700 intravenous users a day self-administer narcotics under the supervision of nurses.
Nothing says “thank you middle class, for working hard and making good decisions…not to mention paying your obscenely high taxes” quite like rewarding a bunch of ingrate douchebags who can’t handle their shit. It’s nice to know that if I decide to give up on my life and shoot narcotics into my veins I’ll have a place to go pass out and piss all over myself.
I guess that whole Gitmo place is a mixed bag. Some prisoners get beaten, some prisoners throw poop at the guards, some prisoners get loose and go back to war, and other prisoners go to Saudi Arabia, where…GUESS WHAT THEY’VE WON!!!
The Saudi Arabian government will temporarily release 55 prisoners recently transferred from the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba and will give each of them about $2,600 to celebrate the upcoming Muslim holiday of Eid al-Fitr, a newspaper reported Saturday. Saudi Interior Minister Prince Nayef bin Abdul Aziz granted the temporary releases from detention centers in Saudi Arabia so the prisoners could spend time with their families during the holiday in mid-October, the Okaz newspaper reported.
Yesterday was Columbus Day, which celebrates the crowning achievement of Western Imperialism, the United States. There’s nothing quite like celebrating the superiority of Western Civilization by allowing a bunch of rag head scumbags who stone gays and women and believe Jews to be vampires to return home to a hero’s welcome because the greatest power in the history of the world prostitutes itself before an otherwise useless regime. Verrrrry pussy! Moreover, I have to say, I feel like there’s a double standard at work here. I once robbed a bank while singing God Bless America, and all I got for it was hard time, a decades worth of nightmares and an anal retread.
Supposedly, they’re “cracking down” on immigration in Los Angeles:
In what federal authorities are calling the largest sweep of criminal and fugitive immigrants, federal agents over the past two weeks have arrested more than 1,300 Southland immigrants in their homes, in jails and at work, officials announced Wednesday.
As part of a stepped-up national crackdown on illegal immigrants, five teams of Immigration and Custom Enforcement agents raided homes in Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino and Ventura counties from Sept. 19 through Tuesday.
MY. ASS. They refer to this as a crackdown? The most laughable aspect of the immigration situation to date is when some politician who never leaves the confines of Georgetown for an actual diverse neighborhood exclaims “it’s impossible to find all these people!” Hogwash. “We need to make it easier for these people to come out of the shadows.” Bunk. In my hometown of approximately 30,000 people there are at least 100 illegal immigrants a day lined up in parking lots waiting for a pickup truck. They only go into “the shadows” to sleep or pee all over, and they’ve been known to do the latter on my parent’s lawn . By four o’clock every afternoon there are a few dozen Rico Suaves stumbling down the streets drunk or standing on corners hitting on women. By eight o’clock there are at least 80 Ricky Ricardos on their way to the bar, typically dressed like gay cowboys with shiny gold plated teeth, or they’re doing the dishes and busing the tables during rush hour at a nice restaurant. If they pulled over every 1989 Honda CRX with champagne spinners…you get my point?
If only all our border patrol agents were like Robert Michael Jack
It appears as if Hillary Clinton, large thighed mega-dyke from Hell, has a lockdown on Democratic fundraising this quarter:
Sen. Hillary Clinton raised $27 million in the third quarter for her 2008 Democratic bid for the White House, a Clinton aide said Tuesday.
All but $5 million of Clinton’s funds can be spent trying to win the Democratic presidential nomination in the primaries, the aide said.
More than 100,000 new donors contributed to the New York Democrat, the aide said.
Clinton outpaced Sen. Barack Obama over the last three months, a reversal of positions from the second quarter.
This isn’t terribly shocking. Hypothetical question…you’re in an alley, and each of the following demands your wallet:
1. A stocky, belligerent super dyke with a contingent of Secret Service Agents and a big wet magic finger in the air that can magically calculate policy.
2. A skinny lawyer with a bad accent and 400 dollar Supercut.
3. A taller, skinnier Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
4. A three foot tall, vegan/pacifist Smiegel from Lord of the Rings
Who do you give it to? EXACTLY. It’s fairly simple dynamic that plays itself out in every election. the last Democratic primary saw the Tasmanian Devil outearn Lurch from the Addams family, until something went terribly wrong.
Quite frankly, I don’t watch any MTV “Rock the Vote” or candidate related crap because I think the idea of encouraging a bunch of people who are entertained by “The Hills” and “My Super Sweet 16″ to vote is the quickest way to bring down the Republic. The last thing any candidate should be worried about are the policy concerns of the illiterate, half retarded MTV loving masses who shouldn’t be allowed within twenty miles of a voting booth. In any event, hypocrite that I am, I tuned in last year to watch John Kerry answer questions about rap music and it was just about one of the most horrifically awkward things I’ve ever witnessed. There’s really nothing like watching a bunch of stuffy old white men who “once saw some Africans” in a National Geographic. Anyway, in his sit-down session, Kerry suggested that the elderly, stuffy white male population “better start paying attention, because rap music has something to say.” Word! It was a feat that was unlikely to ever be surpassed.
AND THEN came John Edwards. It appears Kerry’s passed the “concerned white male” torch to John Edwards, and predictably, Jiminy Cricket Edwards doused it in lighter fluid….
Asked about what he could do about “inner-city kids partaking in violence” at the MTV/MySpace Forum yesterday, Democratic candidate John Edwards offered an apocalyptic prediction for young black males:
“We cannot build enough prisons to solve this problem. And the idea that we can keep incarcerating and keep incarcerating — pretty soon we’re not going to have a young African-American male population in America. They’re all going to be in prison or dead. One of the two.”
Edwards finished it off by explaining how much he loves Newports, Watermelon, and KFC, before launching into a tale about how his black nanny used to sing him old Negro spirituals until he fell asleep…or until she got arrested for stealing…because you know, they’re all criminals, and pretty soon there won’t be any left if “the man” has anything to do with it.
According to the Associated Press, there simply isn’t enough homo in your home viewing schedule:
The number of gay characters depicted on TV is falling on network series but rising on cable, a study by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation found.
In the 2007-08 TV season, broadcast series will feature seven regularly seen characters who are gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender, down from nine characters in 2006 and 10 the season before, GLAAD said. Most are on one network – ABC.
I’m *glad* that GLAAD is out in front on this issue. It’s good to know that while Islamic fundamentalist nations worldwide are executing homosexuals, AIDS is epidemic in Russia, and meth is decimating gay communities nationwide they’re ensuring that the fall lineup is chock full of predictable gay male characters to reassure the next Sarah Jessica Parker ripoff character and noxious Rosie O’Donnell cameos. It’s good to know that in this free country of ours there’s a big purple elephant in the room bending over the networks, enforcing “tolerance,” and telling them how to do their business with a big black…appendage.
Government is full of creepy perverts. Remember that dude who killed himself after he got caught on Dateline NBC(episode never aired). He just got one-upped:
J.D. Roy Atchison, the federal prosecutor accused of traveling from Gulf Breeze to Michigan with the intent of having sex with a 5-year-old girl, will remain jailed in Detroit.Atchison, 53, was arrested Sunday after getting off an airplane in Detroit.
Since Aug. 29, he’d been having almost daily online chats with an undercover officer posing as a mother interested in offering her fictitious 5-year-old daughter for sex, law officers said.
Atchison arrived at the airport Sunday with a Dora the Explorer doll, hoop earrings and petroleum jelly.
If you’re as creepy as me, the first thing you did was try and find this guy’s Myspace…no? You’re Welcome.
BAGHDAD, Iraq – Here on the battlefield, “Ka-boom!” has become the new “Cheese!”
Whether you’re prone to smile, frown or grin like a fool for the camera, the worst way to now pose for a photograph is with President Bush.
Sheik Abdul Sattar Abu Reesha, a Sunni leader and key ally of coalition forces, was assassinated Thursday for what many claim is a meeting he took with Bush earlier this month in Anbar during the president’s surprise, albeit deadly, visit.
Seen here in his last Kodak moment, Abu Reesha fought to bring peace to the region and according to those who knew him, was well-aware that assisting coalition forces spelt ‘death.’ Bush, on the other hand, was well-aware that it spelled ‘photo-op.’
According to Sunni lore, shaking hands with the Grim Reaper is a surefire way to have your name — in this case all nine syllables – find its way onto al-Qaeda’s roadside bomb map.
The White House expressed outraged over the assassination, though according to one administration official who spoke on condition of anonymity out of fear of having his picture taken with the president, revealed that, technically speaking, this can go on the president’s military record as an assisted-battlefield kill. Too bad he scored one for the enemy.
Gainsville, FLORIDA — With so many stories of war, famine and who it was last night that Paris Hilton sucked face with at club LAX in L.A. grabbing the morning headlines, the world has something to feel good about again thanks to one Florida university student and one itchy taser-trigger finger.
During an on-campus discussion, Andrew Meyer, pictured here about to meet 50,000 volts of a shut-up and sit down from campus police for repeatedly asking Senator John Kerry a question, brought credibility back to that which is the American collegiate by taking a stand. Some 40 millionths of a second later he took a flop.
Meyer’s fellow students were so outraged that they staged a formal sit-in; that long-forgotten form of protest used to promote change where one or more persons occupy an area until forcefully evicted; but after everyone’s laptop batteries began running out of power, the group became really bored and reconvened at Gator’s Grog for a happy-hour vigil.
To the 1.6 million students currently enjoying two-for-one drink specials on campuses across the country, Meyer has become a hero of sorts. Though university officials are quick to point out that Meyer does have a history of staging practical jokes, being known as the ‘Taser Shot Seen Around The World’ could stand to be his biggest to date.