NFL superstar Michael Vick, who
did that shit allegedly ran an interstate dog fighting racket called Bad Newz Kennels chock full ‘o “rape stands” and doggy electrocutions has been offered an opportunity to plead it down:
Federal prosecutors have offered Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick a plea deal that would recommend he serve at least one year in prison on a felony dogfighting conspiracy charge, according to two sources familiar with the discussions.
Vick has until 9 a.m. Friday to accept the offer or he could face additional charges when a grand jury convenes next week in U.S. District Court in Richmond, one of the sources said. At least two of Vick’s attorneys have been discussing the offer with prosecutors since early this week, the source said.
Well, that’s really not all that bad. After all, one year in prison is a small price to pay for everyone to know that despite your college education, 100 million dollar contract and half a million or so worth of endorsements you still “keep it real.” In the “hood,” that is. Word up. That will come in handy when the IRS comes after Vick about that portion of his canine killing income that went unreported and he’s left with a ’98 Lexus and a twenty pound bling necklace slingin rock on the streets “Bad Newz.” That is, if his friends didn’t all line up to testify against him. Whoops-a-daisy!