November 1st, 2010
I’ve been watching the stats since I reset all my passwords and its been gratifying to know that people are still visiting the website long after we stopped aggressively writing for OA. One of my best friends said it would be foolish to continue writing for this website because it won’t make any money. He’s probably right but I don’t know what it is like to have a lot of money so why should I start now. I have a lot on my mind and I’m going to take the next few days to think about what to do with this information. Stay tuned…
October 23rd, 2007
Enough of this hippie bullshit about raising children:
The diagnosis of bipolar disorder in children and adolescents has risen 40-fold since 1994, according to a new study. But researchers partly attribute the dramatic rise to doctors over-diagnosing the serious psychiatric disorder.
In the report released Monday in the journal Archives of General Psychiatry, researchers looked at the number of times children younger than 19 went to the doctor and were diagnosed with or treated for bipolar disorder. They found the number of such visits soared from an estimated 20,000 in 1994 to 800,000 in 2003.
It’s remarkable how the standard of living in this country has risen so dramatically but the number of depressed brats running around has gone up. I don’t have a degree in Brat Science, but I’m willing to bet that the increase in depressed kids coincides with the end of an era where parents simply said “no.” When you didn’t like your dinner, your parents didn’t buy you six more and allow a fucking taste test in hopes that you’d be happy and stop fucking whining, they told you to hold your nose and think about the starving kids in China. When you didn’t get the Power Wheels you wanted your parents told you “sometimes you don’t get what you want!” When you “acted out” you got a pinch, the slap, the belt, or a combination of the three while your father screamed incoherently like Mel Gibson in Braveheart. Today we have ADD, bipolar disorder, and middle child syndrome. Why? Because hippie assclowns who have been wrong about virtually everything told us it’s not ok to reasonably smack children around. Quite frankly, every anti-depressant prescription should be replaced by a streaming video from a third world country and an “ungrateful brat slap.”
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September 18th, 2007
Basement – I’m working hard on the daily humor headlines for this week. I always slack on them because they are a bitch to produce. I make them old school style with a scanner and a typewriter. You can’t rush artistic prowess. The updates will be coming after the daily humor headlines are produced. Be Sleazy! – Ryle
August 31st, 2007
Think Mike Vick’s a bad dude? Here are five equivalent scumbags who committed horrific crimes and just kept on playing…because hey, they’re talented: Continue »
July 19th, 2007
“Sing me the Happy Birthday song, Now!”
For six months, OverAdulthood.com has been kicking ass in terms of Humor News. With updates almost everyday, it is no wonder people are beginning to see what a cool site this truly is. Sal and I have been at this since day one and it hasn’t been easy. But it has gotten more entertaining as the days have rolled on. Special thanks to – Dara and Laurie for jumping on board to help bring the humor news, Dagon for providing an amazing design, and Derek for constantly yelling at me to get off my ass.
July 12th, 2007
Basement - Your favorite website has decided to change its posting schedule. So to all of our loyal 12 readers, we will now be posting on the weekends. What stemmed this?
I was nursing a hangover one morning and I thought about the news. Shouldn’t people be informed and humored 7 days out of the week? Maybe not everyone spends their weekend drinking into a blackout where the only thing they remember is what was written down, like that disorderly conduct ticket.
So come to OverAdulthood, where humor news will now be served hot and fresh 7x a week. No frozen beef here. Ya heard!
July 5th, 2007
“Beat…”
I don’t know if there will be adequate updates today. I have some personal issues I need to tend to. I’ll leave it to Sal, Dara, and Laurie to post some stuff if they aren’t too hungover from the 4th of July.
July 4th, 2007
What I look forward to each morning..
NYC - Sorry about the lack of daily humor headlines. I only have two newspapers coming to my house. I hate the NY Times because of the way it is folded and the NY Post is a bitch to get in contact with. But I have a few papers stocked up so you should see a couple tomorrow. Enjoy your 4th of July.
Team OA
June 18th, 2007
“Our news team, but with a few less women and that jerk on the left.”
As we put on our new look, OverAdulthood is ready to hit the streets with a new swagger. Along with your daily dose of news and daily humor headlines, we’ll be adding more in depth features (freakly weekly) and OverAdulthood comedy. The news as you know it will be funny. Of course you’re probably wondering, “But funny news has been around for a while.” Yeah, but at least this time you’ll actually laugh.
June 13th, 2007
“I’m gonna masturbate in the pews.”
Today I will be at court battling my disorderly conduct ticket. Hopefully I can make this go away, that or end up by the side of the road in an orange jumpsuit. Afterwards I have to catch up on cutting out newspaper photos. I’m such a catch. Updates will be left to Sal and Dara. Enjoy yo’self!
Morning: whores.
