Clinton Makes Obama Her Bitch

It appears as if Hillary Clinton, large thighed mega-dyke from Hell, has a lockdown on Democratic fundraising this quarter:
Sen. Hillary Clinton raised $27 million in the third quarter for her 2008 Democratic bid for the White House, a Clinton aide said Tuesday.
All but $5 million of Clinton’s funds can be spent trying to win the Democratic presidential nomination in the primaries, the aide said.More than 100,000 new donors contributed to the New York Democrat, the aide said.
Clinton outpaced Sen. Barack Obama over the last three months, a reversal of positions from the second quarter.
This isn’t terribly shocking. Hypothetical question…you’re in an alley, and each of the following demands your wallet:
1. A stocky, belligerent super dyke with a contingent of Secret Service Agents and a big wet magic finger in the air that can magically calculate policy.
2. A skinny lawyer with a bad accent and 400 dollar Supercut.
3. A taller, skinnier Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
4. A three foot tall, vegan/pacifist Smiegel from Lord of the Rings
Who do you give it to? EXACTLY. It’s fairly simple dynamic that plays itself out in every election. the last Democratic primary saw the Tasmanian Devil outearn Lurch from the Addams family, until something went terribly wrong.
Match the candidate with the creature
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