In a recent interview with Time Magazine, George Clooney let an early presidential endorsement drop like Dapper Dan from his thick, damp, skull. Said Clooney:

CLOONEY: I’m just hoping Gingrich gets in. Come on, Newt! Actually there’s a really good field out there. I like Barack Obama a lot. I’ve spent some time with him… I’ve actually had that conversation with him, just saying “Look, I’ll give you whatever support you need—including staying completely away from you.”

I think that would be quite a good idea. Obama is plastic and bland enough on his own, and getting by on Hallmark speeches that are only matched in their lack of substance by…the latest Oceans 11 sequel. He doesn’t need an equally plastic Clooney standing next to him. Clooney is a ratpack Ken Doll and Obama is something out of a blacksploitation version of the film Mannequin.

Someone drown Danny Ocean