“And got more whips than a runaway slave”

The soft drink giant decided to acquire the vitamin water company for 4.1 billion. This is Coca-Cola’s attempt to stay current and fresh considering people are cutting back on soda. Glaceau’s Vitamin water features the notable character 50 cent on one of its signature drinks, Platinum 50. OverAdulthood got in touch with 50 cent about the buyout and this is what he might’ve said:

I’m laughin straight to the bank with this, ha… hahahaha.

I get my vitamin water: here.