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Your Skin - A recent study shows that exercise along with caffeine may greatly reduce your chances of skin cancer. The Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences did a study (probably funded by Starbucks) where some mice were given caffeine, some were given exercise, and some were given both. The hairless mice that were given both showed a 400% increase in their defense against pre-cancerous cells. However Dr Alison Ross, from Cancer Research UK, had this to say:

Drinking a cup of coffee before going out jogging is definitely not a substitute for adequate sun protection - and those who are fair-skinned should take extra care.

Sunscreen company, Banana boat, probably took this new study into consideration with the creation of their coffee flavored sunscreen that boasts an urban phrase that will remind people to use more sunscreen protection. As the slogan goes:

If you white! Slap dis shit on, aight!

The study will also have to be proven in humans, which might change the findings considering most people don’t look like hairless mice.

Yeah, I’m up at: 4am