Good for the soul.. and mouth.

University of Cologne, Germany - NOPE! This study is based on forty four people! The test group had borderline high blood pressure and was given a small piece (size of a Hershey’s Kiss, 6.3 grams) of dark chocolate each day. Their blood pressure went down without any significant weight gain. While most of the media is tagging this article with this stupid banter such as:

Well defined anchorman: Well here is something interesting.. According to the University of Cologne, that is in Germany. A study was done involving high blood pressure and eating chocolate. It reports that eating dark chocolate will lower your high blood pressure.
Obviously hot anchorwoman: Oh wow! I love dark chocolate.
Well defined anchorman: Well (add name), it says only a small piece a day. I know how you love your chocolate.
:Both engage in fake laughter:

OA has decided to drop some knowledge by saying you can’t draw conclusions off testing forty four people. That is like saying if you shoot four people and three shoot back that %75 of the world is filled with angry people. The only thing that shows is that you live in a crappy neighborhood.  Plus eating such a small amount of chocolate is the equivalent to dieting.

Dark Chocolate tastes like kidney beans: anyway.