“The losers get used as sandbags to hold off flood damage.”

Beijing, China - A storm that killed five people on Sunday prompted an evacuation of 1.4 million people bitches. How are you going to let mother nature tell you what to do? In Vietnam, they are braving it out. Vietnam’s provincial disaster official Pham Hong Thuong kept it gully by spitting something real:

Communication to many parts of the province is still cut off. The death toll is likely to rise. Because that is how gangsta we keep it in the Nam!

Well maybe not all of that quote is true but China even had to cancel the vacation of flood control workers who were probably watching the Special Olympics in their town of Shanghai. I know that would ruin my day if I had to cancel my time off watching retards have drool competitions to “help people.” Hopefully they will incorporate the strong man competition with the Special Olympics to make it up to the Chinese. Maybe seeing how many wheel bound nuts steroid induced freaks from eastern Europe can carry in one trip? Still don’t know why I’m not working in television.

I’m a visionary, vision is: scary.