“This is my happy face.”

Dick Cheney has been one busy bee. First he pulled into Pakistan where he told Gen. Pervez Musharraf to get his shit in order because Al-Qaida is re-grouping in Pakistan’s border. To which Musharraf replied:

Next time tell me. I couldn’t even feel you coming.

Now he is Afghanistan, meeting up with Hamid Karzai. As to what they will be discussing, neither the American or Afghani government have commented on. Could they be discussing the break up between Iran and the UN? Or how Iran has been spending a lot of time with N. Korea? Maybe even a sleep over party with Bush, Cheney, Karzai, and a friend of his choice. This information won’t be released till after Dick pulls out of Afghanistan. Either way, OverAdulthood managed to get Dick’s itinerary:

9am – Get ready and enjoy sacrificial child.

10am – Sharpen horns.

11am – Meet with Hami, bring protection.

Noon – Have heart restarted.

1pm – Write about my day and my disdain for my lesbian daughter.

2pm – Have heart restarted, again.

3pm – Nap in coffin.

Seems ordinary enough.

Actual info from here: here