“If it worked for Tony…”

Springfield, Illinois - If you enjoy smoking and second hand smoke, Illinois is not the place for you. In a bid to make Illinois smoke free, Governor (more like Tyrant) Rod Blagojevich signed a law that would make it illegal to smoke in public places. Say it ain’t so Gov:

I am proud to sign this legislation that makes it safe for people to visit or work in restaurants and bars without putting their health at risk.

This is America and if we can’t smoke ourselves and other people to good times then we should have never fought the British to begin with. Clement Rose, president of the American Cancer Society’s Illinois Division chimed in with this:

Today, Illinois has taken a giant step forward in promoting improved public health that will have a lasting, lifesaving effect.

Wait? Smoking kills? Guess R.J was wrong.

Smoke if ya: gotta!