“Damn it Drew, put on your game face!”

Los Angeles, California – Drew Carey’s grin has reached shit eating proportion as it was recently announced that he would be the new host of “The Price is Right.” As Bob Barker stepped down last May, CBS was scrambling to find a new host. For those of you who are stuck with your general 9-5 work schedule, you may not have noticed Bob Barker’s performance had been slipping over the years. During one episode they had a high-school biology class skeleton fill in and it tested higher in the ratings. While many thought Rosie O’Donnel would get the job because of her backing by Bob Barker and lesbian have rights bitchery, it was Carey who swooped in for the kill. Regardless of who would have been chosen, you would still have an overweight comic host. It’s a shame Louie Anderson wasn’t in the running. Speak to us Carey:

I love the idea of giving away prizes for a living, that’s a pretty good gig to have. And it’s a real honor to be asked to do ‘The Price is Right.

This might just work out for Carey. The best part being that Carey is single and he can harass the ladies like Barker did but without being too decrepit and gross.

Run it Fat: man!