“I wish I could smother the children in my love” - E. Coli

E. Coli was in town this week to help children celebrate after a Little league softball game. E was in the burger snack shack dishing out burgers to kids. Strangely, the kids became violently ill and were sent to the hospital. E. Coli was saddened by this even but continued on with his tour in the following states: California, Arizona, Idaho, Oregon and Washington. The meat which is sold by Merced-based Richwood Meat Co. Inc has announced that people check their freezers for the following brands:

– Fireriver
– Chef’s Pride
– Ritz Food, Blackwood Farms
– California Pacific Associates
– C&C Distributing
– Golbon
– Richwood

E. Coli will then retire back to his hometown of a Cow’s Stomach Lining. He did have this to say:

I was shocked to hear that these children were sick. The only person who handled the meat was me and I’m always careful with it.

E. Coli wishes the family’s well and hopes to return to them next baseball season.

Salmonella is more my: fella.