“There used to be a pool here, along with my daddy…”

Patterson, New Jersey - When Daisy Valdivia woke up on Wednesday, she was shocked to find that her pool was missing. According to the AP:

Valdivia awoke to find her family’s hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool gone from her back yard Wednesday.

The best part was that not a drop of water was spilled during this heist. As Daisy said:

What the heck they did with the water? We have two grills, chairs, umbrellas, they’re much easier to take.

It almost sounds like she is trying to get rid of the grills, chairs, and umbrellas.  Regardless, this isn’t surprising for Jersey because people will steal anything that isn’t nailed down.

Fuhgettaboutit!