“Hey Rafael, Go Fetch!!”

England - As each major tournament rolls on, Roger Federer’s pain grows increasingly stronger. That pain comes in the form of Rafael Nadal. This past Sunday, Federer had to fight through the pain to take Wimbledon once again for the fifth time in a row. In a match that went to five sets, Federer had to put down the feisty 21 year old, to tie the 5 year Wimbledon streak as held by Bjorn Borg. As he modestly said:

I’m happy with every one I get now before he (Rafael Nadal) takes them all.

Which despite being said in English may need further translating to also be interpreted as:

Son, Daddy still has all the moves. I’m not done yet. Whipping has made me thirsty, go grab me a cold one. I see you Borg!

Or maybe not. Either way, Federer is just three championships away from tying Pete Sampras who holds the record at 14.

Ball boys: smell.