“How would you like this beating Roger?  Hot and Fresh?”

With a 41 winning streak and no losses in over seven months, Federer doesn’t need his johnson because his record has been speaking volumes. So when the Pacific Life Open at Indian Wells came through, Federer grabbed his racket with gusto and got to it. Little did he know Guillermo Canas would be ready to smack Federer all over the court. Canas who just came back from a 15 month suspension for steroid use was fresh to deliver a beating to the number one player in the world. After a 7-5 6-2 defeat what did Federer have to say:

It just shows you how tough it is. And today was just a grind for me from the start.. First round match is always difficult, but I’ve had an incredible run, not losing in the first round for, I think, over two years. So I’m really happy about that. Sooner or later it had to happen, so it’s okay. It’s no problem.

When number 1 loses, its a big deal. Federer has been unstoppable against practically everyone except Rafael Nadal. So what does this say about Guillermo Canas? It says the world will be paying more attention to this Argentine. As for his alleged steroid use, for which he claims innocence, what did Canas’s penis have to say:

I don’t know if he did steroids or not. I was in the dark for most of that day. Canas is a good guy, he treats me well.

Fresh off this victory, he’ll probably be treating everyone well.  Whatever that means…

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