“This might be a little too true.”

A Norwegian team discovered through research that the first born child or child who lost his/her elder sibling is slated to have a higher IQ. The research was obtained by studying 250,000 male conscripts. Professor Petter Kristensen, at the National Institute of Occupational Health in Oslo, and colleague Tor Bjerkedal, at the Norwegian Armed Forces Medical Service had this to say:

We found that it is the son’s social position and not his biological position that counts. In addition, the tendency for first-borns to occupy the niche of a surrogate parent, and to take on the role of the conscientious, self-disciplined and mature sibling may also explain why first-borns have higher IQs.

Well then Moses had the right plan to kill off all the first born children. Even if first born children are smarter, second born children are cooler. And that’s what matters…

So my brother’s a: doctor.