“Dude got some crooked ass chompers.”

Los Angeles, California - Reporting that Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide isn’t timely, but the people who have been talking about his problems as of late merit discussion. For example, Bernie Brillstein, a veteran Hollywood manager who worked with John Belushi and Chris Farley had this to say:

He’s loved. It’s serious, but it’s a singular case. Anyone can have a bad day, a very bad day.

Brillstein should manage Wilson to help put that final nail in the coffin. It would only make him three for three and we all know how the power of three brings in good things. Another jackass who had to give his opinion is none other than veteran turd, Tom Arnold. Tom said:

Most people are confused by this, but as a recovering addict myself it gives me hope that this is his bottom and he can turn it around. He really is a good guy.

Tom! You and I both know you don’t have friends in Hollywood or anywhere. Hopefully Wilson gets the treatment he needs, acting school.

oh, snap.