Gerber Chokes Babies

“Well at least she’s not eating Gerber.”
Your Crib - Gerber has issued a recall for its organic rice and oatmeal cereals. The product doesn’t seem to dissolve when added to water or milk. Gerber said this only affected a “limited quantity” of their product. The best way to find out is to feed your baby the food and see if he/she chokes. If your child chokes, call the Gerber parents resource center at 800-443-7237 or 231-928-3000 to get a refund on your cereal, not your child. Famed British nanny Louise Woodward may have offered this quote to OA:
Cereal that chokes your baby! Well that takes out half the work, now doesn’t it.
So far no serious injuries were reported. The question on everyone’s mind is, shouldn’t your baby be a Gerber baby? The answer, not if choking is going to make him/her one.
I’ll stick with breast: milk.
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