“The kids! They called me Mr. Glass!! And then I decided to break windows.”

Scottsdale, Arizona - The owner of a glass company was recently arrested on charges of fraud involving breaking school bus windows and then repairing them for profit. Troy Volberg, 33, owner of Tri-State Glass (not the important Tri-State, it’s the one out west that no one cares about) and his army goons were arrested on fraud. Scottsdale Unified School District Superintendent Dr. John Baracy had this to say:

This was not only a crime against property, but a crime against our children and our community.

Thanks John for that cliche “think about the children” tripe. It’s those same rotten children that are probably keeping Volberg in business when he isn’t scumbagging it up around parking lots filled with buses. His gang of creeps consisted of murderers and thugs, but at least he wasn’t hiring kid touchers to double as window breakers. Although, he could have hired them at a discount price because they would have gotten stiffies from hanging around buses that carry children. A smart man knows these things.

i’m too busy to rob: here