So it seems The Donald has filed paperwork to build a wedding chapel on his 525-acre golf course in Bedminster, NJ, only to one day turn it into a mausoleum for him and his family. Creepy? Extremely. But I think the question on everyone’s mind is, WHY? First off, as a New York native (and a human), why would you want to be buried in Jersey? Second, why would you even bother making it a chapel first? The Donald has not commented on the situation thus far, but his hair did, stating:

New York is where you go to live; New Jersey is where you go to die. Simple as that.

Point taken.

Actual info from: MSNBC