“So where do the ghosts come out of?”

There is a new Pac-Man tournament! From XBox 360 and Namco Bandai Games (presented by Quiznos), there will be a World Tournament to finally find who is the greatest Pac-Man player. So call up your grandson and see if he has Xbox 360. Because from April 25th to May 9th, fans will be able to play Pac-Man on Xbox Live Arcade. The top scores on the leaderboard (from different countries) will go on to compete in a final competition, granting they don’t die from old age. As they said:

Top finalists from Asia, Australia/New Zealand, Canada, Japan, and Mexico will be joined by two finalists from Europe and the US. The winners will be flown to New York City for the finals on June 5th, and the final winner will be crowned Xbox 360 ‘Pac-Man’ World Champion by Toru Iwatani, creator of ‘Pac-Man.

They will also be joined by the one lunatic who sends in a video expressing why they are the biggest loser Pac-Man fan. The winner of the world tournament will also recieve:

[besides the world title] including 26 years of free Quiznos toasted subs; 100,000 Microsoft Points for games, movies, and other fun content available on Xbox Live; and a one-of-a-kind Xbox 360 featuring a special design inspired by ‘Pac-Man.

Anyone in this tournament is more likely to need depends and bonding creme.

I don’t care for Pac-Man.