“Home made hail in less than 5 minutes!!”

A hailstorm with chunks the size of grapes rain down in Denver, Colorado. People scattered under bridges and store canopies. A select few decided to brave the storm with bats and guns. They have yet to have been located. Brazil Redd, 21, had this to say:

It hurt. I probably got bruises. It was huge. I got soaked.

Poor diction aside, nobody was injured, including the witness.

I hope this: hurts.