“Coming Soon to Red Lobster!”

Honolulu, Hawaii - The Natural Energy Laboratory Hawaii Authority recently came across an interesting find. A half octopus, half squid was found in the pipeline that sucks up cold water from 3,000 feet below sea level. When interviewed, the “Octosquid” had this to say:

Yeah baby! I’m the best of the two. Half octopus, half squid: all hands. Come and get your love.

The Octosquid will be studied at the University of Hawaii and then promptly eaten. Or not.

I’ll take it: fried.