“Nose like a needle..”

The rare bird made its first appearance in Kingsbury Reservoir, in north-west London in over 141 years. Martin Wagner, a spokesman for a charity group looking to improve conditions in the park had said:

The sighting of the squacco heron is a great success for the company as well as for wildlife.

When rocker Pete Doherty was informed, he replied:

I don’t see the big deal. I knew heron was back. I injected some last week.

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First sex, now: drugs.