“A jacket that Tiger won’t be wearing.”

This Masters was a particularly tough course, so when Tiger lost, it wasn’t a shock to the golf world but rather a surprise that such a relatively unknown golfer had won. Zach Johnson had only one tournament under his belt, so when he put on that green jacket, it felt quite good. Maybe Tiger would have won if he didn’t throw this one as he claims. Yeah Tiger? What? He said:

I threw this tournament away on two days when I had two good rounds and I [finished] bogey, bogey. So four bogeys in the last two holes basically cost me the tournament.

Simply put. Tiger just wasn’t Tiger enough. Hopefully he’ll be able to cope with the millions he has earned golfing. If not, his ex-model wife might help him out. Life ain’t easy for Woods.

I would hate Tiger if he couldn’t bench twice my: weight