British bad boy Hugh Grant was arrested two nights ago for wielding baked beans at a photographer. Apparently the photographer, Ian Whittaker, was trying to snap photos of Hugh leaving his London apartment.

The actor, according to British press reports, allegedly kicked Ian Whittaker three times as Whittaker attempted to photograph him near his West London home. Whittaker alleges Grant then picked up a large carton of baked beans and threw them at the lensman, leaving him “bruised” and “battered” and slathered in the sticky mess.

Ok, how does one get “bruised and battered” by baked beans? Maybe it was an extra large, heavy container of them. And you thought Russell Crowe was dangerous. That Aussie throws phones and fists, but Hugh throws produce! And not just any produce, baked produce. Man, those Brits don’t mess around. My advice to the paparazzi: when trying to snap photos of Hugh Grant, Jude Law or someone equally as boring, try to be in a safe place like an alley or a hardware store; they won’t be able to lift anything in those places. And whatever you do, stay away from the salad bars and grocery stores. Because you never know, Pierce Brosnan may be waiting for you with a huge head of lettuce, iceberg lettuce.