“Suck me, beautiful!”

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad(Iran) and Hugo Chavez(Venezuela) got together to discuss important issues like women’s rights, Jewish rights, and freedom of the press earlier this week, except, well…not at all.:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez told his Iranian counterpart on Sunday the two oil-rich states, which have forged close ties in opposition to the United States, should cooperate to defeat imperialism, Iranian media said.Chavez and Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who both regularly rail against Washington, met during an official visit by the Venezuelan leader to the Islamic Republic. Chavez arrived on Saturday after visiting Russia and Belarus.

I know I’d be a little miffed if I was an autocrat who couldn’t go about with my lifelong vision of murdering Jews and slaughtering capitalist pigs. I can’t imagine what this coalition of freedom loving autocrats will look like, but I’m hoping it’s lead by the likes of Cobra Commander, or at least a cheap knock-off with a cool name like “General Snake.” He could be a Muslim Communist with a Kim Jong Il megalomania and maybe he has “cohorts.” They can sit around scheming in an underground fortress or super-armed submarine and threaten to blow up the world every time an American politician says something like “you know, maybe you should ease up on the whole ‘push the Jews into the sea…’ thing” or “executing journalists…sooooooo not cool.”

Just a thought.