“You want the nukes? You can’t handle the nukes?!”

After what seemed like potential for a great relationship, Iran and UN went on a break. Sources says:

“The young couple are at different points in their lives.”

UN just adopted a new representative, Ban Ki Moon. With a new representative in her life, UN didn’t have time for Iran and his attention seeking ways. But nobody blames UN, she tried to help Iran when he started using uranium enrichment. Everyone was concerned but Iran didn’t want to hear it and started ignoring UN’s phone calls. Even Ban Ki was “deeply concerned” and said that:

“The Iranian government should fully comply with the Security Council as soon as possible and engage in continued negotiations with the international community so that we will be able to address and peacefully resolve this issue”

Kids says the darnedest things, especially in a torrid relationship. Even though Iran has claimed his uranium enrichment program is solely a “weekend thing and not for nuclear bombs,” UN doesn’t believe him and stills tries to make things right. Ahh young love.

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