It’s been almost four years since the US checked into Iraq for some ass kicking and after getting their stuff together, Iraq is ready to start dishing out the oil. A draft law was approved to start a nationwide distribution of oil. The three top bidders are the US, China, and Russia. Even if the corrupt Iraqi officials do this properly, what does this mean to the common man? We asked a political analyst who flat out said:

I know what you’re thinking. Your gas prices aren’t going down! Even if the US gets a major amount of the oil distribution, oil companies are still going to rape you with high prices.

There is no end in site. The solution, corn oil powered cars! Teach your gas company a lesson when you’re filling up your car with cooking oil, then frying up delicious tater tots afterwards.

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